The Desert Island Test

Anything for Attention

“Imagine Lady Gaga washed up on a desert island — how long do you think those outfits would last? Imagine Miley Cyrus washed up on a desert island — think she would be dancing up and down the beach with that foam finger? No. The whole point is to shock and insult those who don’t know that they are being played. Take that away and the whole game collapses.” —Douglas Wilson

Lady Gaga Miley Cyrus

“Imagine [Douglas Wilson] washed up on a desert island — think he would be dancing up and down the beach with that [baseball bat]? No. The whole point is to shock and insult those who don’t know that they are being played. Take that away and the whole game collapses.” —Douglas Wilson

Man with inferiority complex swings a bat at earthen vessels
Ulysses | Tuesday, · 6:11 PM | Cult, The Kirk

3 Comments

  1. Says the man whose Blargh and MoreBlargh is the verbal equivalent of frolicking about in a red Speedo on the beaches and backwaters of the internet. Speaking of shock value, should have warned y’all to have smelling salts at hand before tackling THAT mental image.

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