“Go on, guess.”

So if someone with a long enough face to be a dowager from Human Resources tells me that I am no longer permitted, as a cis-white-male, to make any observations or comparisons, metaphorical or otherwise, about any aspect of the female anatomy, guess what I am going to do? Guess what my next blog post is going to be about?

Go on, guess.
Douglas Wilson


  1. We can certainly count on Doug to entertain these days.

    I posted the following to my Facebook:

    Another observation: I have no idea what sort of relationship he has with the authors of the Presiding Ministers’ Report; however it seems that he is now giving them the middle finger. “Go ahead. Try to muzzle me! Just try it.”

    1. Totally agree.
      My other thought lurking in the back of my head is, “what does he have on these men that he can be such an abysmal actor and they give him a pass every time. I have to believe that or else I am left with a group of men that are more than okay with Wilson’s demeanor.

      The report was a slap on the wrist, nothing more and still Wilson is like a tantrum throwing child about it — no remorse, no revision, no respect.

  2. And, as always, self contradiction soon follows:

    “And Jesus said that “out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh” (Matt. 12:34). That means if your mouth is an open sewage pipe dumping into the clean river of God’s creation, your heart is the sewage lagoon. And if your heart is a sewage lagoon, the first order of business is getting a new heart. That means the new birth.

    What is one description of unregenerate man? “Whose mouth is full of cursing and bitterness” (Rom. 3:14)” (But Sometimes Your Inner Pietist is Right)

  3. He wrote these things because he knows the CREC cannot stop him. Moreover, he believes they had no authority to admonish him, no matter how much they wet themselves in the process. This is absolutely an act of defiance: Stiff neck, stiff middle finger, and hard heart. His “mouth is an open sewage pipe dumping into the clean river of God’s creation” (thank you, CJ). He has tried to control the sewage since the Kool-Aide post but he can’t. He loves the smell too much and he believes others love the stench too.

    Kirkers, would you accept this language from your children? Of course not. Then why do you let this man instruct them? What will you say the first time your 15-year old pops off, calling mother a “small-breasted biddy who wants to make sure nobody is using too much hot water in the shower”? “But mom, Pastor Wilson says it!” And you will have no credibility to tell your child why it’s acceptable for Pastor Wilson to treat women with disrespect but not him. “He’s different.” Yeah, that’ll work.

    Christ Church is “sewage lagoon,” and you are drowning in it.

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